What if Santa Claus Was in Menopause?

by betsyr on February 9, 2020

What if Santa Claus was in menopause? Picture a middle aged Santa as his sleigh begins to lift He’s halfway to the heavens when he sees he forgot the gifts Perhaps he’s a wee bit cranky as he slides down each chimney stack His feet are achy, eyes are itchy, he’s got pains all down […]